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Check out how clean Samantha Ronson was looking when she and Lindsay Lohan went out  walking her dog the other day.

Samantha really has it badly for Lindsay it would seem. Since the two started going out she’s been making an obvious effort to dress less sloppily. Don’t know  about the hair style though. It makes her look her age.

Random observations:

1. Lindsay Lohan is always wearing ballet flats
2. Lindsay has lost a lot of weight
3. Lindsay seems to love that black Chanel bag
4. Samantha isn’t wearing gold or red high top sneakers

Ok, we’ve decided to have a little fun around here for a change; or at least to try. So we’re going to try to come up with the perfect boyfriend for Lindsay Lohan. We think Lindsay might be better off dating an athlete; but we might change our mind about that. For the moment we’re trying to decide which famous male athlete would make the best boyfriend for Lindsay.

Considerations:

1. Must  be someone who can help to keep Lindsay out of hollywood clubs and away from vodka, vicodin and cocaine
2. Must be a good physical match for Lindsay
3. Must be a gentleman who doesn’t kiss and tell
4. Must not be impressed with Lindsay Lohan’s fame
5. Must not be a pushover whom Lindsay can easily boss around being “bossy” as she is…

Here are our picks for the hook ups that would get the media spinning out of control:

1. Lindsay Lohan Andy Roddick
2. Lindsay Lohan Roger Federer
3. Lindsay Lohan Rafael Nadal
4. Lindsay Lohan Michael Phelps
5. Lindsay Lohan Novak dJokovic

Yeah, we know, some of these guys already have gals, and the idea of Lindsay with some (or maybe even all of them) is simply ridiculous, but hey, stranger things have happened right? Maybe they are not all as narrow minded as the people who think Lindsay is worthless as a woman because she has slept with every man on earth.

As of today Lindsay Lohan is still alive. No, no we’re not wishing her dead despite the name of the site. We just thought, well, you can click here read why we named the site Lindsaylohandead.com if you haven’t already read it. We’re actually fans of Lindsay’s. Seriously! We’re glad she’s still alive and we’re glad she’s turned her life around and we hope she stays on track and fully repairs her reputation so Debbie Phelps, the mother of Michael Phelps, won’t continue thinking her son is too good for Lindsay. You did hear the rumor right? No? Read Lindsay Lohan wants Michael Phelps

Frankly we’re offended for Lindsay that Debbie Phelps apparently doesn’t think she’s good enough for her son. Michael Phelps would be lucky to date Lindsay Lohan; and they’d make a pretty hot couple too. Lindsay needs a nice, down-to-earth but successful man like Michael. She needs to stop pretending she’s a lesbian because it’s really not fair to the ladies she gets involved with. It’s obvious Samantha Ronson is crazy about Lindsay and it was obvious Courtenay Semel was crazy about Lindsay; but it almost seems like Lindsay is just having fun. Then again, she’s never admitted to being involved with either of these girls so mabye there’s nothing to be condemning her over.

Recent Sightings

Lindsay Lohan and  Samantha Ronson were seen out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday. Samantha was wearing very baggy clothes almost as if she’s trying to hide how skinny she is. She really is terribly skinny. It’s not attractive at all. Lindsay probably made her wear the baggy clothes because she’s embarrassed. She probably said something like, “If you want me to be seen in public with you make yourself look more presentable!” Notice how Samantha has been taking a little extra care with her appearance lately?

There’s a rumor going around that Lindsay Lohan has the hots for Michael Phelps; but Michael Phelps mother apparently doesn’t think Lindsay Lohan is good enough for her son. According to what we’ve read, Lindsay allegedly sent a text message to her friend Billy Bush when she found out Bush was going to be interviewing Michael Phelps’ mother. She apparently told Bush to tell Michael Phelps that she  thinks he’s f***ing amazing and she wants to meet him.

When Bush received the text, he showed it to Michael Phelps’ mother and this is what she allegedly had to say:

“OK, Lindsay!!! — Delete! Delete! Delete!”

Ouch. Guess Lindsay won’t be getting a taste of Michael Phelps….

We’re just wondering if Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Semel are dating again, because we saw a picture of Lindsay and Courtenay together and it looks like it might be recent. They look like they’re on a plane. Maybe it’s an old pic. We’ll do some digging and update you later.

Meanwhile did you hear about Lindsay Lohan and  Michael Phelps?

Update: It seems the picture is an old photo….

Rumors abound that Lindsay Lohan is going to be dumping Samantha Ronson and that Samantha is getting desperate and is trying hard to please Lindsay so she won’t lose her.

Lindsay is alleged to be pretty demanding and it’s being said she likes to toy with Samantha because she knows how badly Samantha wants to be in her life.

Some believe this thing with Samantha Ronson is all a game to Lindsay. They believe that Lindsay likes feeling powerful and Samantha makes her feel pretty powerful.

It’s a huge ego boost for Lindsay knowing she can make a 31-year old woman do her bidding all for the sake of receiving her affection. It’s a power trip for Lindsay apparently.

Since we don’t know LIndsay Lohan or Samantha Ronson personally and don’t know anyone who knows them personally we have no way of knowing whether or not any of these rumors are true.

We still find the pairing of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pretty odd. Some people are saying Lindsay is still on her “I wanna be like Angelina Jolie” trip and she’s with Sam because Sam is kind of skinny and boyish like Angelina’s ex lover Jenny Shimizu.

Who knows why Lindsay Lohan chose Samantha Ronson to have a lesbian relationship with? Hopefully it’s because she loves the woman and not for  any of the suggested reasons. Samantha just looks so vulnerable. It would be sad if Lindsay were to break her heart.

Remember when Lindsay Lohan was living with Courtenay Semel(daughter of Yahoo! Chairman Terry Semel) in a two bedroom two bath home in Beverly Hills and there was a rumor going around that the two were involved in a lesbian relationship? That was late last year (2007). Lindsay and Courtenay were then what Lindsay and Samantha are today; but they had a falling out ( Lindsay’s roommate has moved out )

Well it seems Courtenay ( what a stupid way to spell Courtney) has recently come up telling tales about her relationship with Lindsay.

News of the World is quoting Courtenay as saying:

“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart.”

“At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies.”

“But then Samantha came onto the scene and I was dropped.”

And Courtenay is not the only one talking. Friends of Courtenay Semel’s are also talking and painting a picture of Lindsay Lohan that is hardly flattering to her character. If you believe what you read it would seem that Lindsay Lohan is just playing games with these women, like she’s using them. Lindsay Lohan once said she wanted to be like Angelina Jolie and it seems she’s well on her way to walking in Angelina Jolie’s footsteps. Who knows, in a few years she might adopt a kid from Cambodia and in 2019 she’ll be the UN Goodwill ambassador, have 3 adopted children and 3 biological children fathered by the Brad Pitt of 2019.

Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson were seen out together taking in the Apple Lounge Grand Opening yesterday. Lindsay is getting thinner and thinner every day.

Hope Lindsay doesn’t become as skinny as Samantha. Lindsay Lohan Apple Loung Grand Opening Photos

The latest gossip going around lohan ronson town is that Lindsay Lohan is not truly committed to Samantha Ronson and is in this relationship because Samantha feeds her need to have a puppy to control.

Lindsay isn’t a dog person it would seem. We’ve never seen her walking around carrying puppy accessories or walking dogs except for one occasion when she was interacting with Samantha’s dog; so who does she carry around on a leash instead? According to rumor, it’s none other than Samantha.

Some publications are claiming that friends of Lindsay’s have told them that Lindsay will leave Samantha for a man as soon as she finds a man she can rely on.

This makes of think of Anne Heche and her stint with Ellen DeGeneres back in the day before Heche went all Celestia and Ellen had to drop her like a rock just spat from the mouth of an erupting volcanoe.

According to one of the so-called friends of Lindsay’s:

“She’ll be with the next guy who catches her eye — she can’t help it!”

Other friends have said that Lindsay is never satisfied and always needs to be the center of attention and that she will flirt with guys to make Samantha jealous. Sounds like Lindsay still has some growing up to do and Samantha might need to date a girl her own age. Not sure what the statistics are on older women younger women lesbian relationships; but Lindsay might be a bit too young and unsure of herself at this point for a 31 year old woman. Then again, Samantha Ronson is 31 going on 17. Lindsay might be the more mature one in the relationship; but it’s not like we know either one of them personally. We’re just speculating….

People are really ridiculous and Lindsay Lohan did a great job calling a reporter a paedophile for asking if there was any truth to the rumor that her sister Ali Lohan has had a boob job. Ali Lohan is fourteen years old and nobody should be speculating whether she’s had a boob job or not.

Things are so out of control with the media and the public and they don’t even realize how corrupt they are. A fourteen year old girl can be one chest size this week and another next week folks. Ali Lohan’s is still going through puberty idiots.

Here’s what Lindsay allegedly wrote on her blog about the incident:

‘My response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14-year-old girl, and you are a paedophile!”’

‘It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye.

‘My mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year-old child to alter her body.’

We all think we know so much about these girls. We’re all experts about how badly brought up they are, how corrupt their mother is etc. What the hell do we know? And that goes for us here at Lindsay Lohan Dead. We don’t know these people. We don’t know anything about the Lohan family.