Lindsay Lohan death update

August 21st, 2008, Lindsay Lohan,

As of today Lindsay Lohan is still alive. No, no we’re not wishing her dead despite the name of the site. We just thought, well, you can click here read why we named the site Lindsaylohandead.com if you haven’t already read it. We’re actually fans of Lindsay’s. Seriously! We’re glad she’s still alive and we’re glad she’s turned her life around and we hope she stays on track and fully repairs her reputation so Debbie Phelps, the mother of Michael Phelps, won’t continue thinking her son is too good for Lindsay. You did hear the rumor right? No? Read Lindsay Lohan wants Michael Phelps

Frankly we’re offended for Lindsay that Debbie Phelps apparently doesn’t think she’s good enough for her son. Michael Phelps would be lucky to date Lindsay Lohan; and they’d make a pretty hot couple too. Lindsay needs a nice, down-to-earth but successful man like Michael. She needs to stop pretending she’s a lesbian because it’s really not fair to the ladies she gets involved with. It’s obvious Samantha Ronson is crazy about Lindsay and it was obvious Courtenay Semel was crazy about Lindsay; but it almost seems like Lindsay is just having fun. Then again, she’s never admitted to being involved with either of these girls so mabye there’s nothing to be condemning her over.

Recent Sightings

Lindsay Lohan and  Samantha Ronson were seen out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday. Samantha was wearing very baggy clothes almost as if she’s trying to hide how skinny she is. She really is terribly skinny. It’s not attractive at all. Lindsay probably made her wear the baggy clothes because she’s embarrassed. She probably said something like, “If you want me to be seen in public with you make yourself look more presentable!” Notice how Samantha has been taking a little extra care with her appearance lately?

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