Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson hand holding birthday celebration
August 8th, 2008, Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson,
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Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson celebrated her 31st birthday recently and Linds threw her a cozy birthday bash at Matsuhisa sushi restaurant in West Hollywood.
Guess Samantha really was 30 all this time. Wow. She doesn’t look a day older than 19. Guess that’s a benefit of being so skinny.
This Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson relationship is still defiant of logic as far as we’re concerned. It just seems like such an odd choice for Lindsay. Again, we’re not trying to dis-respect Samantha; but Lindsay seems so glamorous and Samantha seems so, how to put this delicately? Let’s just say it doesn’t exactly help her image to walk around with cigarettes tucked behind her ears and wearing gold high top sneakers. Not that she’s an image conscious kind of girl in the sense of trying to fit in with the going trend. She’s clearly an independent spirit when it comes to fashion and more power to her; but she just doesn’t seem a likely candidate for a girlfriend for someone like Lindsay Lohan. Plus she’s 31 and Lindsay is 22. There’s definitely some kind of psychological connection there more so than physical.
Nonetheless, as far as physical attraction goes, we still think Samantha is probably a skilled lover and handles Lindsay like any man or even better. Maybe it’s the orgasms that Lindsay’s addicted to. Samantha has probably given her the best orgasms of her young life and she’s so addicted to Sam’s loving she’s even planning to marry the girl (if you believe the rumors).
If Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson really are engaged we certainly wish them the best and look forward to their wedding. As for Sam’s birthday, not that Sam wants a happy birthday wish from us, but happy birthday Samantha; and we’re still glad you’re in Lindsay’s life even though we’re nonplussed about your alleged lesbian relationship with her. We know it seems like we want Lindsay dead but nothing could be further from the truth. We think she’s got loads of talent and we look forward to seeing her grow into her womanhood and take Hollywood by storm.
