Lindsay Lohan Death WatchTracking Lindsay Lohan’s life until Lindsay Lohan dies

It has now been confirmed that Lindsay Lohan will in fact be in pain. That’s right she’s pregnant! No folks not for real, she’ll be in a new comedy called “Labor Pains.”
Shooting for this show begins next week and she’s already pretending to be pregnant. So if you hear of any news of her sporting [...]

You’ve probably already heard the story going around about Lindsay stealing some rich girl’s blond mink coat. The girl’s name is Masha Markova. She’s a 22 year old Columbia University student and she’s accusing Lindsay of borrowing her coat without permission. She says she was at a private birthday party back in [...]

Well Lindsay has had another crisis in the family following the hospitalization of her grandfather. Her 67-year-old grandmother suffered minor injuries after driving her car into a tree and pole on Long Island yesterday.

Here’s what US Magazine writes:
After visiting her cancer-stricken husband at the hospital, Marilyn Lohan was on her way to family dinner when [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s grandfather, Richard Lohan, her father Michael Lohan’s dad, appears to be losing a long fought battle with colon cancer. According to reports, Richard Lohan has been hospitalized and is said by his son Michael to be in bad shape.

Lindsay flew to Long Island, New York with her her friend Samantha Ronson on Wednesday [...]

Want to spend a night with Lindsay Lohan? Well, now you can. Sort of. You can buy the Lindsay fully loaded love doll being sold by Pipedream Products.

She apparently has 3 cylinders of love to satisfy you any way you desire….

Don’t look for Lindsay Lohan to pose naked in Playboy magazine. She’s not desperate enough yet for that she says.

Ok, she didn’t exactly say she’s not desperate enough yet for that but that’s about what it boils down to.

Lindsay is expected to host next week’s Scandinavian Style Mansion gala in Los Angeles. The job had originally been given to Britney Spears but then Britney went bonkers and the organizer, Claus Hjelmbak, pulled the plug on the plan for Britney to host.

From Hollyscoop:
Things keep going from bad to worse for Lindsay Lohan. Not only is she an out of work actor, but she’s also losing her modeling gigs.
Rumor on the block is that Jill Stuart has dropped Lindsay Lohan as the spokesmodel for her line. Who’s replacing Lindsay Lohan? Someone that we know isn’t gonna [...]

Ooh, listen to what they’re saying about Lindsay over on dose.ca. They’re calling her a freckled fame whore. Seems Lindsay is trying to get some photos taken to capture the “mood behind her tattoos” or some such thing…. Go to dose.ca to read all about it ->
Oh Look, Lindsay Lohan to Show Off Body…Again

Apparently Miley Cyrus has been forbidden to hang out with Lindsay Lohan because Lindsay is a bad influence. According to an Entertainment Wise report:
The National Enquirer reports that the two girls of Disney past and present met at the Grammys and hit it off. Hoping to stay in touch, the Mean Girls star offered her [...]