Lindsay Lohan Death WatchTracking Lindsay Lohan’s life until Lindsay Lohan dies

Linday Lohan did a Madonna tribute photo shoot for Glamour Magazine and apparently expected the cover, but Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes got the cover.

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They try to make Glamour seem like that all that, but it’s not that popular and  even Claire Danes got a cover. Did Glamour engineer this controversy to raise their cachet?

It was reported first last week by OK Magazine that Lindsay Lohan is starting to look stick thin again, and following the footsteps of girlfriend and D.J. Samantha Ronson. “Lindsay is bad for Sam’s health, “a friend of the pair told OK!” at the time. Lohan’s rep denied this story when it first came out, but she now confirms that her client has shed some pounds.

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“Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress,” the actress’ rep told the NY Post’s Page Six on Tuesday. However, the rep continues to say that there’s no reason to worry about the star. “We recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.” Now knowing that we can all have a good night sleep!

According to this People article as part of her DUI plea, Linday’s going to have to put on scrubs and visit an ER and morgue to try to impress on her how dangerous her drunk driving is.

She’ll be spending a total of sixteen hours over four days between the hospital and dead-person duty. I can’t see her working in the morgue, cleaning or getting near the bodies. Maybe it will shock her.

Lindsay Lohan’s grandfather, Richard Lohan, the father of  Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan died Thurdsay following a battle with colon cancer according to reports from E! News.

It doesn’t appear that too many tears will be shed for grand-papa Lohan. From the way Michael Lohan speaks it’s possible Dina Lohan will not bother to attend her former father-in-law’s wake or funeral, and if Dina doesn’t go it means the kids she produced with Michael Lohan who are the grandchildren of the deceased will not be attending the wake or funeral either.

Michael Lohan has been quoted as saying:

“My father just, literally, died in my arms.”

“I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina’s attorney. Let’s see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral. THIS will show her true colors!”

“Thus, not even a call. But that’s par for the course with Dina! She didn’t even send a card or visit when he was sick.”

Geez Michael Lohan, how about keeping your family business private for the sake of your celebrity daughters? Why don’t you care how much embarrassment you cause them?

Reports are coming out of various publications that Lindsay Lohan was recently seen at a New York City nightclub drinking alcoholic beverages.

If this is true, does it necessarily mean that Lindsay has relapsed? Was she ever a hardcore alcoholic to begin with? When you’re in recovery from alcohol addiction you’re supposed to stay away from alcohol altogether for the rest of your life; but maybe Lindsay wasn’t really addicted to alcohol. The rehab might just have been a case of her being a celebrity and being subjected to the pressures of being under a microscope and having everyone call her an alcoholic and insist she needed rehab.

All of this is to say that if Lindsay was never an alcoholic to begin with then her having an occasional drink would hardbly be a problem. People drink. Why not Lindsay? Unless she really is an alcoholic in which case the answer to why not Lindsay would be because just one drink can result in a relapse and then, before you know it lindsay lohan dead will exist not because we thought Lindsay would die at the rate she was going in 2006/2007,  but because she actually did die.

Come on Lindsay. We understand that you’re young and you want to have fun, and we know it’s hard to deal with being a celebrity and having the whole world, including us, minding your business, and having a dad who betrays you for the sake of his own celebrity agenda, but be careful with liquor and stay away from drugs….

Is it really any wonder Lindsay Lohan is such a mess? She comes from such a messed up family. Poor girl. Everywhere she turns there’s one embarrassment after another.

The world is aware that her father Michael Lohan’s is a lowlife; and while Lindsay insists her mother is wonderful, the public perception of Dina Lohan is of a woman who is no less guilty than her ex-husband of using her children to further her own cause to be rich and famous.

Now comes word that one of Lindsay’s uncles, Paul Sullivan, has recently been sentenced to a year and a day in federal prison for making false claims that his company lost business as a result of the September 11th 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center.

With all the adults around her being so corrupt and seemingly morally bankrupt it’s not hard to see how Lindsay ended up such a mess herself.

Lindsay Lohan has updated her myspace blog with a post expressing her disgust with her father Michael Lohan whom she all but calls a fame whore.

His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME

Lindsay titled her post “Drug Free” and selected the “Betrayed” icon to represent the mood she was in at the time of the post. She ranted about her father going to the media to announce that he thinks Lindsay is drinking again and Samantha Ronson is enabling her. (Michael Lohan says Lindsay is drinking again)

From the title of her post we can assume Lindsay is denying the accusation. As for her father selling her out, she wrote that she is hurt because she tried to make things work with her father even after everything he did to hurt her mother, her siblings and her. She tried to give him a second chance “For the hope of having a father again”, but her father hasn’t changed and never will.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

Quote source: Lindsay Lohan MySpace

Hot lesbian couple of the moment Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson recently went out to the Bar Pitti restaurant in downtown Manhattan with Lindsay’s mom Dina Lohan and Samantha’s mom Ann Dexter Jones. What if Dina Lohan and Ann Dexter Jones hook up?

How would you like to have a dad like Michael Lohan who goes and tells the public everything about you that you don’t want the public to know? Apparently Michael Lohan is going around town telling anyone who will listen that he thinks his daughter Lindsay is drinking again and that Samantha Ronson is to blame.

Guess that’s a relationship that will be going down the drain like Angelina Jolie’s  relationship with her dad. Notice how we’re always mentioning Angelina Jolie when talking about Lindsay Lohan? That’s because we think Lindsay’s life is pretty much parallelling Angelina Jolie’s life when Angelina was younger. Of course Angelina was into drugs more so than alcohol; and apparently she didn’t really sleep around like people thought, at least that’s what she says now.

Anyway, what’s up with Michael Lohan? He is such an attention whore, and the way he’s using Lindsay’s life to get the airtime he so desperately wants is shameful.

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It was just months ago that the word going around was that Lindsay Lohan was broke. She’d apparently blown the millions she made from her films on clothes, booze and rehab. Things had gotten so bad that Lindsay was holding tattoo showings or some such thing to try to raise money according to the rumor going around at the time.

Fast forward to now and Lindsay Lohan is alleged to be in a hot and heavy lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. This came after Lindsay apparently broke up with Courtenay Semel, the heiress daughter of the founder of yahoo. At the time of the break up with Courtenay rumors were going around that Lindsay was with Courtenay because of Courtenay’s money; but Courtenay was apparently way too clingy and needy for Lindsay.

Samantha Ronson’s family don’t have billions, probably, but they are still rich. Could Lindsay be in this relationship with Samantha Ronson for the money?