Lindsay Lohan Death WatchTracking Lindsay Lohan’s life until Lindsay Lohan dies

Hot lesbian couple of the moment Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson recently went out to the Bar Pitti restaurant in downtown Manhattan with Lindsay’s mom Dina Lohan and Samantha’s mom Ann Dexter Jones. What if Dina Lohan and Ann Dexter Jones hook up?

How would you like to have a dad like Michael Lohan who goes and tells the public everything about you that you don’t want the public to know? Apparently Michael Lohan is going around town telling anyone who will listen that he thinks his daughter Lindsay is drinking again and that Samantha Ronson is to blame.

Guess that’s a relationship that will be going down the drain like Angelina Jolie’s  relationship with her dad. Notice how we’re always mentioning Angelina Jolie when talking about Lindsay Lohan? That’s because we think Lindsay’s life is pretty much parallelling Angelina Jolie’s life when Angelina was younger. Of course Angelina was into drugs more so than alcohol; and apparently she didn’t really sleep around like people thought, at least that’s what she says now.

Anyway, what’s up with Michael Lohan? He is such an attention whore, and the way he’s using Lindsay’s life to get the airtime he so desperately wants is shameful.

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It was just months ago that the word going around was that Lindsay Lohan was broke. She’d apparently blown the millions she made from her films on clothes, booze and rehab. Things had gotten so bad that Lindsay was holding tattoo showings or some such thing to try to raise money according to the rumor going around at the time.

Fast forward to now and Lindsay Lohan is alleged to be in a hot and heavy lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. This came after Lindsay apparently broke up with Courtenay Semel, the heiress daughter of the founder of yahoo. At the time of the break up with Courtenay rumors were going around that Lindsay was with Courtenay because of Courtenay’s money; but Courtenay was apparently way too clingy and needy for Lindsay.

Samantha Ronson’s family don’t have billions, probably, but they are still rich. Could Lindsay be in this relationship with Samantha Ronson for the money?

Check out how clean Samantha Ronson was looking when she and Lindsay Lohan went out  walking her dog the other day.

Samantha really has it badly for Lindsay it would seem. Since the two started going out she’s been making an obvious effort to dress less sloppily. Don’t know  about the hair style though. It makes her look her age.

Random observations:

1. Lindsay Lohan is always wearing ballet flats
2. Lindsay has lost a lot of weight
3. Lindsay seems to love that black Chanel bag
4. Samantha isn’t wearing gold or red high top sneakers

Ok, we’ve decided to have a little fun around here for a change; or at least to try. So we’re going to try to come up with the perfect boyfriend for Lindsay Lohan. We think Lindsay might be better off dating an athlete; but we might change our mind about that. For the moment we’re trying to decide which famous male athlete would make the best boyfriend for Lindsay.

Considerations:

1. Must  be someone who can help to keep Lindsay out of hollywood clubs and away from vodka, vicodin and cocaine
2. Must be a good physical match for Lindsay
3. Must be a gentleman who doesn’t kiss and tell
4. Must not be impressed with Lindsay Lohan’s fame
5. Must not be a pushover whom Lindsay can easily boss around being “bossy” as she is…

Here are our picks for the hook ups that would get the media spinning out of control:

1. Lindsay Lohan Andy Roddick
2. Lindsay Lohan Roger Federer
3. Lindsay Lohan Rafael Nadal
4. Lindsay Lohan Michael Phelps
5. Lindsay Lohan Novak dJokovic

Yeah, we know, some of these guys already have gals, and the idea of Lindsay with some (or maybe even all of them) is simply ridiculous, but hey, stranger things have happened right? Maybe they are not all as narrow minded as the people who think Lindsay is worthless as a woman because she has slept with every man on earth.

As of today Lindsay Lohan is still alive. No, no we’re not wishing her dead despite the name of the site. We just thought, well, you can click here read why we named the site Lindsaylohandead.com if you haven’t already read it. We’re actually fans of Lindsay’s. Seriously! We’re glad she’s still alive and we’re glad she’s turned her life around and we hope she stays on track and fully repairs her reputation so Debbie Phelps, the mother of Michael Phelps, won’t continue thinking her son is too good for Lindsay. You did hear the rumor right? No? Read Lindsay Lohan wants Michael Phelps

Frankly we’re offended for Lindsay that Debbie Phelps apparently doesn’t think she’s good enough for her son. Michael Phelps would be lucky to date Lindsay Lohan; and they’d make a pretty hot couple too. Lindsay needs a nice, down-to-earth but successful man like Michael. She needs to stop pretending she’s a lesbian because it’s really not fair to the ladies she gets involved with. It’s obvious Samantha Ronson is crazy about Lindsay and it was obvious Courtenay Semel was crazy about Lindsay; but it almost seems like Lindsay is just having fun. Then again, she’s never admitted to being involved with either of these girls so mabye there’s nothing to be condemning her over.

Recent Sightings

Lindsay Lohan and  Samantha Ronson were seen out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday. Samantha was wearing very baggy clothes almost as if she’s trying to hide how skinny she is. She really is terribly skinny. It’s not attractive at all. Lindsay probably made her wear the baggy clothes because she’s embarrassed. She probably said something like, “If you want me to be seen in public with you make yourself look more presentable!” Notice how Samantha has been taking a little extra care with her appearance lately?

There’s a rumor going around that Lindsay Lohan has the hots for Michael Phelps; but Michael Phelps mother apparently doesn’t think Lindsay Lohan is good enough for her son. According to what we’ve read, Lindsay allegedly sent a text message to her friend Billy Bush when she found out Bush was going to be interviewing Michael Phelps’ mother. She apparently told Bush to tell Michael Phelps that she  thinks he’s f***ing amazing and she wants to meet him.

When Bush received the text, he showed it to Michael Phelps’ mother and this is what she allegedly had to say:

“OK, Lindsay!!! — Delete! Delete! Delete!”

Ouch. Guess Lindsay won’t be getting a taste of Michael Phelps….

We’re just wondering if Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Semel are dating again, because we saw a picture of Lindsay and Courtenay together and it looks like it might be recent. They look like they’re on a plane. Maybe it’s an old pic. We’ll do some digging and update you later.

Meanwhile did you hear about Lindsay Lohan and  Michael Phelps?

Update: It seems the picture is an old photo….

Rumors abound that Lindsay Lohan is going to be dumping Samantha Ronson and that Samantha is getting desperate and is trying hard to please Lindsay so she won’t lose her.

Lindsay is alleged to be pretty demanding and it’s being said she likes to toy with Samantha because she knows how badly Samantha wants to be in her life.

Some believe this thing with Samantha Ronson is all a game to Lindsay. They believe that Lindsay likes feeling powerful and Samantha makes her feel pretty powerful.

It’s a huge ego boost for Lindsay knowing she can make a 31-year old woman do her bidding all for the sake of receiving her affection. It’s a power trip for Lindsay apparently.

Since we don’t know LIndsay Lohan or Samantha Ronson personally and don’t know anyone who knows them personally we have no way of knowing whether or not any of these rumors are true.

We still find the pairing of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pretty odd. Some people are saying Lindsay is still on her “I wanna be like Angelina Jolie” trip and she’s with Sam because Sam is kind of skinny and boyish like Angelina’s ex lover Jenny Shimizu.

Who knows why Lindsay Lohan chose Samantha Ronson to have a lesbian relationship with? Hopefully it’s because she loves the woman and not for  any of the suggested reasons. Samantha just looks so vulnerable. It would be sad if Lindsay were to break her heart.

Remember when Lindsay Lohan was living with Courtenay Semel(daughter of Yahoo! Chairman Terry Semel) in a two bedroom two bath home in Beverly Hills and there was a rumor going around that the two were involved in a lesbian relationship? That was late last year (2007). Lindsay and Courtenay were then what Lindsay and Samantha are today; but they had a falling out ( Lindsay’s roommate has moved out )

Well it seems Courtenay ( what a stupid way to spell Courtney) has recently come up telling tales about her relationship with Lindsay.

News of the World is quoting Courtenay as saying:

“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart.”

“At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies.”

“But then Samantha came onto the scene and I was dropped.”

And Courtenay is not the only one talking. Friends of Courtenay Semel’s are also talking and painting a picture of Lindsay Lohan that is hardly flattering to her character. If you believe what you read it would seem that Lindsay Lohan is just playing games with these women, like she’s using them. Lindsay Lohan once said she wanted to be like Angelina Jolie and it seems she’s well on her way to walking in Angelina Jolie’s footsteps. Who knows, in a few years she might adopt a kid from Cambodia and in 2019 she’ll be the UN Goodwill ambassador, have 3 adopted children and 3 biological children fathered by the Brad Pitt of 2019.